Archive for July, 2007

Breaking: Breaking news doesn’t make it to Digg

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

I like Digg. It lets me see news stories and weird pictures of things that I would never have got to see otherwise. I do have one complaint though and it has to do with the fact that Digg is supposed to be a news site. See that big link in the upper left hand corner? Okay, yeah. The problem is that more often than not, the news is not that “new.” In fact, most breaking news takes awhile to get on the front page. For example, yesterday there was a major plane crash in Sao Paulo, Brazil. I read about it immediately after it happened. I read about it again on Digg this afternoon. At that point, it was really breaking news. I guess the problem with Digg is that it has been so clouded with everything, especially non-news items, that the real news often can get to where it is seen. How could Digg fix this? I don’t see how. In fact, I don’t see a reason for it. Digg, although it’s a news site, can’t be controlled. That’s the beauty of it. That’s how Morrise.com go to its front page. It was the lack of control. Digg users will Digg what they want to Digg and bury what they want to bury. It’s simple concept, but powerful.

Poke Steve Ballmer: The Great Digg Experiment

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

I love having a story hit the front page on Digg.com. It’s like winning the lottery, or a least winning on a slot machine. You can have a website with literally no hits and then get over 40,000 in one day.

Sunday evening, I was browsing the internet, when I came up with a really dumb idea. I wondered what would happen if I put up a Digg post saying that a hole would be poked in a picture of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for every Digg the story got. So I tried it. I went to Google’s image search and quickly found a picture of Steve Ballmer. I glued the picture of Steve to an old piece of cardboard.

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We’re back and badder than ever

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

We’re finally back! We’ve had an interesting couple of days here at Morrise.com. Our server has been down for a couple days. That is because of this Digg post. Yes, once again Morrise.com was on the front page at Digg. As many people know, this causes your website to be hammered with visitors. Which, is nice for some things, but not great for your server. The server did manage to stay up for several more hours than it did before. Then I got this email:

Hello Benjamin

Your site morrise.com was suspended because it consumed an excessive amount of resources.
One of our techs was doing a routine check on the server, and your site was consuming
more than 40.15% of the servers RAM, and more than 33.27% of the server CPU resources.
Our policy is 10% of the entire servers resources.

Here are top overload inquiry:
httpd [www.morrise.com] [/wp-content/themes/morrise/style.css]
httpd [www.morrise.com] [/favicon.ico]
httpd [www.morrise.com] [/ballmer.jpg]

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So now, I have had to upgrade. I’ll tell you what, this thing is nice. I now have access to the box and I actually have RAM that I can use. It seems to go quite fast. We’ll see how it handles another barrage of Digg and yes, we hope there are many to come.

Pownce makes me wish I had real friends.

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

I’ve been using Pownce for several days now and I have come to one conclusion. Pownce makes me with I had real friends. I mean, I have 129 “friends” on Pownce. That’s cool, right? Well, not really. I mean, those people aren’t really my friends. For all I know, Kevin Rose and Co. have designed an extremely intelligent artificial intelligence server that simply converses in a somewhat convincing way. These people don’t really know me and I don’t really know them. Let’s face it, if they were my real friends I wouldn’t have to use Pownce to talk to them. Pownce is essentially a large chat room to me, except I can step away at any time and nobody will care. That’s because none of my “friends” really care about me. I’m seeing a general trend with social networking. It seems like social networking is designed to allow people to have as many fake friends as they can possibly have. Thereby making them feel better about themselves when in fact they are just too lazy to go out and make real friends. Okay, so most people say that they use social networking sites to keep in touch with people. How? By posting what they are currently doing and soforth. This is great, but let’s face it, the people who are looking on those sites aren’t people you know that well because if you did, they would already know that stuff. Sure, you can post pictures there, but you can also post pictures on a picture website like Flickr, Zooomr, or Picasa. Those have much better image hosting options anyway. To make a long story short, the people on Pownce don’t care about me and I don’t care about them. Why would I invite my real friends to join when I already talk to my real friends by email, phone, or in person every day? I couldn’t tell you. I think the general trend for the United States is to become more lazy. Pownce is just helping us become lazy.

A series, or unfortunate event?

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

“A Series of Unfortunate Events” could have been the coolest most intriguing books of all time. As the end of the Harry Potter series draws closer, and fans look for resolution of the major and minor plot points set forth by J.K. Rowling in the previous novels, I am reminded of the huge disappointment felt by most if not all of the readers of “A Series of Unfortunate Events” as they read the the final book in the series “The End”. This set of books gained quite a lot of popularity, and many of my friends said they liked it better than the Potter series.

I personally had a hard time getting into these books, mostly because the first five had the same basic plot. However, I became extremely interested in this series as it became apparent that the real story of interest was that of the author and his connection to the mysterious secret society of VFD. Like most of the reader I was dying to know the real connection between Lemony Snicket, the Baudelaires, and Beatrice. By and large, the protagonists in this series, the Baudelaire orphans, are quite static and the reader doesn’t care any more for them then he or she would if they were any other children experiencing the same thing, but the plot was the driving force behind readership. I participated in several forums and other websites that theorized about what would become of the Baudelaire’s and their nemesis, Count Olaf. There were also around 100 other plot points that needed resolution for the reader to be satisfied.

Unfortunately, in the final book all Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) did was to introduce new plot points and then say something like you won’t find out the answers to the questions you have, but sometimes there are things in life that we just don’t know about. Quite frankly, this was the first philosophical portion of any of these novels. The other night I was thinking about what the author could have done to properly finish off these novels, and I came up with an idea that I thought was so great that I was extremely disappointed that Lemony Snicket didn’t think of it too. In one of the novels there is a code introduced called the Siebald code. Basically, the code starts whenever the word “ring” appears in the text. After its appearance every ninth word is kept and the other words are discarded. This continues until the word “ring” appears again.

To those who were disappointed by book the 13 of “A Series of Unfortunate Events”, how would you have felt if you read this seemingly pointless novel, only to analyze it further to find the answers to all of your questions explained by the Siebald code? Then, just at the end of Lemony Snicket’s secret message there was a note telling you the secret location of the last safe place of VFD and how to get in once you found it? During the writing of the novels, it would have been easy for Daniel Handler to construct a secret, out-of-the-way, underground structure and decorate it in the style of a VFD safe place. Most readers would have been hesitant to actually go to such a place, but some of them would have, and once it was discovered, how cool would that have been. I think the publicity and popularity of something like that would have been extremely hard to top. So, to Lemony Snicket, “If you ever read this, you totally blew it.”

Quick blogging tip: Write every day

Friday, July 13th, 2007

I know. I’ve only been blogging for a few months. Who am I to be giving out blogging tips? Good question. I’m not really anyone on consequence. Yet. This tip though is founded from my own experience as well as my experience reading other blogs. If you’re going to be a successful blogger, you must write at least one post every day. Why is this important. I recently went to a blog that I started to visit. They had posted on June 6th. I went there on the 7th. There was no new post. The 8th. Again, no new post. Today, which is the 13th, there is still no new post. What is the chance that I’ll go there again? Probably not a lot. Writing every day is essential to keeping your audience excited about what your doing. If you don’t post every day, they start to forget why your blog is interesting. So, keep posting and have fun.

Simple PHP Tutorials - Lesson 1: What is PHP?

Friday, July 13th, 2007

I’ve decided that the only real knowledge that I have about anything is PHP. So, I’ve decided to make some tutorials that I will try and stay on top of. I’ve done much better with updating this blog then I ever have before, so I think this should go well. So, here is the first tutorial in hopefully a string of many.

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Kevin Rose hits the nail on the head with Pownce.

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

I was recently invited to use Kevin Rose’s new web creation Pownce. This comes under the heading of doing the same thing as other people, just better. I’ve been familiar with similar services Twitter and Jaiku for awhile now. I’ve never signed up for a Twitter account, but I’m a current Jaiku user. I’ll have to say that Pownce is probably my favorite of the bunch. It’s still in testing stages, but it has been quite fun. Pownce is a service that allows you to create a mini-blog, send messages, files, and event requests to friends. I’ve been on Pownce for a couple days now and I have over 60 friends. I find it very interesting to sit back and read what they have to say. One of the more interesting things about Pownce is that they utilize Adobe’s Runtime Environment. This allows you to view your Pownce messages on the desktop. The AIR (Adobe Integrated Runtime) is cross-platform thereby allowing any OS to run it. The interface of Pownce is also really nice. It’s got an excellent layout and some fun themes to choose from.

Note: I’ve tried to install the Pownce application on my Windows and Mac computers and I can’t get it to work on either.

Why can’t government run more like business?

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Have you ever started doing something and then realized too late that it was a bad idea? Once you realized the idea was bad, did you stop doing whatever it was? There are often two main issues to look at in this situation first, how invested are you in the activity, and second (if the activity is public) would it save more face to continue or give up? Any good business man can tell you how true Sun Tzu’s words were when he wrote the text of “The Art of War” in which he states [The prudent warrior] knows when to fight and when not to fight. Unfortunately the above situation is most likely exactly where George W. Bush finds himself right now. The war in Iraq is no longer about right an wrong, it is about how much George W. Bush has invested in it, and how much face he can save/supposed moral fiber he can show by continuing to fight. If the government were a business, The President would always look at what his company (the nation) stood to gain or lose by any action or inaction. Unfortunately, barring impeachment or jail, any president will always serve out a full term in office. When you days are numbered, you start to act more an more like a corrupt CEO who knows he is on the outs, and tries to tear down the company or in this case the country from the inside. Unfortunately, unlike the CEO we can’t get rid of The President any faster, and whether he is in or out of office, he is immediately accountable to no one.

Can we really be that dumb?

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

I recently enjoyed a plain Hershey’s candy bar. It was the same sweet, but not too exciting experience that I have had with these plain, brown bars in the past, with one exception. This time when opening the candy bar I noticed instructions on the outside of the wrapper. On one part of the wrapper was a circle in which were the words “Hold Here”. On another part a triangle was pictured containing the words “Lift & pull here. Are we really that stupid? I don’t want to use fallacious logic and say that nobody is, what I am saying is that instructions like these need to be removed. I truly believe that 99% of the world’s population would have no trouble opening an instructionless candy bar, and I say to the 1% who can’t, “If you are injured, or unable to open a candy bar due to lack of instructions, thank you for giving the rest of us a good laugh.” I know candy bars aren’t the only products with seemingly unnecessary instructions. I have had many personal electronic devices that came with such instructions as don’t immerse in water, or keep away from open flame. I occasionally want to go against this kind of instruction just to see exactly what would happen. You are probably saying this argument is moot because these companies have to include these instructions for “legal reasons”. I say that if that is the case, the instruction text should be as condescending as possible. Example: If you have tried in utter futility to open this candy bar and need some additional instructions, first orient the bar so that the side labeled “down” is facing the ground. Now, place your “thumb” on the big red circle that says thumb, and place your index finger on the big blue square that says “finger”. Grab the tab that says pull, and pull it toward the ground using medium force (If I were the candy bar maker, the definition of medium force would be on the inside of the wrapper). All I can say, is that if a candy bar makes you feel dumb, you are dumb.