Steve Job’s secret mission: make you clip your nails

Unknown to even the most hardcore “Apple Geeks” out there, Apple CEO Steve Jobs has a pet peeve that is beyond anything you can possibly imagine; He HATES long finger nails. Many geeks have been seen around the WWDC sporting long, dirty, and uneven finger nails. Steve himself has often cringed at the site of these Apple worshipers. What’s the solution? The iPhone. As everyone knows, the iPhone is entirely touched-based. You know why? Because to use it, you have to use your fingers thereby forcing you to clip those hideous nails. Oh sure, you can use your iPhone without clipping your nails, but you’ll end up with a mini recreation of the grand canyon right down the middle as your scrolling to find your Aunt Bessie’s phone number. Is Aunt Bessie really worth it? I think not.


June 19th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
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